We say losing, but in this case it’s really winning.
You’re not the little shit’s father, you don’t have to take responsibility for what he’s done and, more importantly, you don’t have to send his ugly ass momma a big fat check every month because you fucked her while you were drunk and forgot to wear a rubber.
To celebrate, we suggest a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and that homeless girl under the overpass. It looked like she’d do just about anything to get some shelter for the night, if you get our drift.
And congratulations on losing the paternity suit. Woo!
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