Congratulations Interracial Porn Star!

You’re a porn star and you only sleep with other races.

“It’d just be too weird,” you’ll tell the white guy who is fucking your pussy.

“URRRGH YEAH BRO!” he’ll shout, which will be distracting and really, really weird.

“You know?” you’ll ask the black guy in your asshole.

“WOOOOOAERRRRRGH!” he’ll shout as he comes inside your asshole, prompting the director to call a stand in (the boom mic operator) to enter your asshole in his place.

“Where would we even find another half-Filipina, quarter-Native American, quarter-Swedish porn star?” you’ll ask him.

He won’t say anything, mostly because your asshole will be incredibly tight and also because he’ll also be half-Filipina, quarter-Native American and a quarter Swedish and he knows that if he tells you that you’ll freak out and force him to get out of your butt. He’ll really want to keep fucking your butt until he’s told to come on your face – it’ll be really pleasant and you’ll be quite pretty, and if he doesn’t fuck up he’ll get double pay for the day for being willing to have unprotected sex with a woman he barely knows on film.

Congratulations Interracial Porn Star!