Saturday, January 7, 2012

Congratulations Fervent Believer!

No matter what anyone tells you, you believe that Scott Bakula is a very good actor.

“Quantum Leap was fucking amazing!” you’ll shout at them whenever they point out that Scott Bakula wasn’t really that great in it.

“FUCK YOU!” you’ll scream at anyone who mentions, even in passing, that Enterprise was unwatchable drek which owed a great deal of the critical ill-will it received to Bakula’s so-called acting.

No one else will say anything else to you, because you’ll seem really unreasonable and, by this time, no one will want to talk to you at all, let alone about something as insignificant as Scott Bakula’s acting abilities. Your belief, thus unquestioned, will never waver.

Congratulations Fervent Believer!

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