Saturday, January 28, 2012

Congratulations on Delivering!

Today you’re going to open your pizza box and, instead of delicious pizza, thousands of rats will emerge.

“OH SHIT, RATS!” you’ll scream, but the customer will seem unperturbed.

“Oh good,” he’ll mumble at you, licking his lips. “This is even more rats than I expected.”

Congratulations on Delivering!

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