It will be a rousing success. You’ll create a pirate theme bear named “Brownbeard the Un-bear-able.” You will dictate an elaborate backstory for him, a thrilling anachronistic tale of rape, pillage, and robots. You’ll be much prouder of yourself than you should be.
Your wife will create a teddy bear with a bow on its head named “Princess Adorabear.” It will, as the name implies, be adorable.
She’ll also realize that marrying you was a mistake. So that’s sort of rough. But congratulations on the bear. Its pretty cute as long as you don’t talk about it for too long.
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