Its been one crazy Tijuana vacation, full of hookers and prison cells and at least one spirited rape session. And it wouldn’t be complete if you didn’t swallow a condom filled with drug product (in this case, illegal Skittles) and drive across the border as it works its way through your colon. Just be careful to make sure it doesn’t rupture, or you’ll die terribly as a rainbow bursts out of your chest. It happened to the last mule Javier hired, it could happen to you.
And congratulations on swallowing the condom. That’s the hardest part. I mean, aside from passing it.
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