Congratulations on Becoming a Successful Song Parody Artist!

Today your music career will start with a bang when you replace the majority of the lyrics to a contemporary pop song with the word “butt” and sing it on a train. You’ll catch the attention of a low level music executive, one who still rides the train and only has one mistress, and he’ll give you some studio time to produce your incisive social commentaries masked as song titles with bodily functions in them.

We can’t really get too deep into the details here, since we partied pretty hard last night and are having a rough day today. We can’t remember much after we were collectively thrown out of a TGI Friday’s, let alone uncover the particulars of your asinine fate, so just do your thing and everything will turn out great.

And congratulations on becoming a successful song parody artist. If you really want to blow everyone’s mind, parody other song parodies. They’ll be all “Daaaaaaamn.”