Congratulations Joey Fatone!

N’Sync was a thing, way back in the ninties, when we were young and dead people like FDR were just old. Look it up kids.

But nowadays they’re all off and doing their own thing. Or own sing, in Justin Timberlake’s case. Lance Bass is happily married or making new parody boy bands or something, Chris Kirkpatrick is dealing coke out of his parent’s basement and JC Chasez is, we think, dead, maybe?

Which leaves you, Joey Fatone.

We always liked you. You were the member of N’Sync that we all identified with. You were down to earth, nice. You didn’t smoke or drink and we didn’t think you’d fuck our girlfriends given a chance even though you could.

Things haven’t been great for you of late, we’ll admit. You’ve been largely ignored for some pretty solid acting, excluding movies with the words “Big Fat Greek” in the title, and a normal life is out of the question since you were in N’Sync.

But today it’s all going to turn around. Today you’re going to find a penny, face up on the street. Enjoy!

Congratulations Joey Fatone!