Congratulations on Finding Out What Her Asshole Tastes Like!

Today you’re going to lick your roommate’s asshole on her request. She’ll want to know if it tastes funny and, since you’re the only one around, you’ll acquiesce.

“Nope, taste like a normal butt,” you’ll tell her. She’ll wriggle it up towards your face and won’t take that for an answer.

“Try it again,” she’ll moan.

You’ll lap at it for a few seconds, then back off.

“Nope, still tastes like butt.”

She’ll rear her ass up towards your face, but you won’t get the hint. You’ll back away quickly and grab her bare thighs, holding her up.

“Are you okay?” you’ll ask her. “It looked like you were slipping.”

“ARRRGH,” she’ll groan before getting off of all fours, putting her underpants back on and slapping you in the face. Then she’ll go into her room, we assume to masturbate furiously.

“Let me know if you need anything else!” you’ll shout to her through the closed door. If you were more perceptive you’d actually be able to hear her giving you the middle finger which, in this case, qualifies as a double entendre.

Congratulations on Finding Out What Her Asshole Tastes Like!