Congratulations on Baking Some Delicious Cookies!

You know you love to bake, we know you love to bake, and everyone loves fresh baked cookies. Yours, of course, are the best.

But what’s your secret? White chocolate chips? A few drops of a child’s blood? Wizardy magicks?

Wrong on all counts, nerds! It’s spiders. You fill cookies with spiders. And even though everyone who eats them gets kind of sick they all agree after the vomiting stops that your cookies are quite tasty. Then they ask you how you get that curious “bite” in there and you can never stop laughing, which is a little bit awkward but your cookies are good enough that it never keeps people from eating them again.

Which just goes to show, you can get away with almost anything if your cookies taste good enough.

Congratulations on Baking Some Delicious Cookies!