Many here in the office scoffed when Frank entered into a trancelike state and began to recount the epic tale of your rise to fame as a sherbet craftsman. We know your sorbets are a delight, but the mere thought that you could apply those skills to any other part of your life and still be such an inept lover and inattentive partner was untenable for us.
But next week you’re going to prove us wrong when the quality of your sherbet, paired with the variety of available flavors, brings peace to the Middle East by giving both sides just enough common ground to agree on some key issues, which will lead to them to see each other’s point of view and live together in harmony meeting once a week to try new flavors for almost two decades before they run out of new tastes and cascade back into violence.
Its impressive, but I’m sure your wife would appreciate it if you brought those ice cream making skills to bare on giving her at least one orgasm in six years of marriage. There’s a reason she’s cheating on you.
Congratulations on the success of your sherbets!
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