Friday, July 20, 2012

Congratulations Ridiculously Oblivious Husband!


Today your wife will ecstatically declare: “I’ll be in the guest house with the pool boy, the gardener and the appliance repairman!”

“Don’t hurt yourself unsticking that door!” you’ll shout after her as she leaves the house. Then you’ll go back to reading The New Yorker, occasionally chuckling to yourself at the cartoons and mumbling “Oh, Heathcliff!”

Congratulations Ridiculously Oblivious Husband!

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