Friday, April 20, 2012

Congratulations on Sort of Figuring Out What Fierce Means!


Today you’re going to meet a gay tween and ask him what fierce means. He’ll roll his eyes and sigh.

“That’s so unfetch,” he’ll respond.

You’ll then call your niece (who works as a public school teacher) and ask her what unfetch means.

“I’m not entirely sure,” she’ll respond.

You’ll call a few more people, including the sheriff, just in case it’s drug lingo, but in the end no one will know what unfetch means.

Later that night you’ll discover that “fierce” means something about fashion, probably, while watching a tee-vee show about drag queens doing their best to do their thing.

Congratulations on Sort of Figuring Out What Fierce Means!

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