Today you’re going to start a company where you post videos
of people fucking in hot air balloons.
To keep costs down, they’ll be shot from a static perspective (POV) and
they’ll just feature one guy fucking all the balloon ladies.
You’ll also let the people who rent the balloons sleep with
the “talent” at some point surrounding the shoot so that you can get the
balloons for free.
All told, you’ll have fifteen unique members during the
entire run of the website, four of them related to you. You’ll lose money on bandwidth and go deep
into debt trying to get the site to “float long enough to get a decent amount
of membership in place,” but when all’s said and done you’ll think that overall
it was a pretty good way to nail chicks.
Congratulations Web Entrepeneur!
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