Congratulations on Dying in a Pool!

Today you’re going to die by diving into a pool full of jello.

It’ll be a kiddie pool, so you won’t die from a head and/or neck injury, nor will you die from colliding with the surface under the pool. You drop into the pool from a standing position and collide with it uneventfully.

But the jello will have gluten, and you’ll have a crippling gluten allergy. Which is what will kill you: your gluten allergy. It’ll leave you thrashing, gasping for air, your skin boiling off of your muscles as you scream horribly.

“I’M ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN!”

Onlookers will surround you, but they’ll have no idea how to help someone with a gluten allergy. Most of them won’t know what that means, or even have a solid grasp of what gluten is.

Congratulations on Dying in a Pool!