Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Congratulations on Winning at Life!

Tonight you’re going to win at the board game Life.

Twenty minutes later your wife will decide to leave you, after you refuse to stop humping your brother-in-law’s head.

Following this incident you should probably see a therapist and come to terms with your inadequacy issues. That might make you a little bit more bearable to be around when you accomplish even a small thing.

Congratulations on winning at Life, though, douchebag.

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