That ringleader thinks he’s so great, but you know the truth. He’s so not.
That’s why during tonight’s 5 PM show you’re going to leap off your brightly colored ball and maul him to death. You’ll leave nice, deep gashes along his face and torso before ripping out his throat and roaring at the horrified crowd, proudly declaring your freedom to them.
You’re a bear by the way.
After you feel the life leave his body using your finely honed bear senses you’ll be left with a choice.
You can stay there and shout your defiance at the modern world. It’ll be super cathartic after all that time moving from cage to ring to cage, but the cops are already on their way and you’ll be shot with an assault rifle in like twenty minutes when they arrive.
Or you can book it out of there. Maybe Animal Control will catch you, maybe not. Your odds are around fifty-fifty either way. But whatever your fate is life on the road will be hard. You’ll be living as an animal again for the first time in years, and it’ll be rough for you.
We’d give you advice, but you’re free now. You've earned it with the blood of your captors. Also, we’re kind of scared of you right now. You’re about to kill a man, and in a super awesome fashion to boot.
Well, whatever you choose congratulations on liberating yourself from bondage. Tonight you truly will be living the dream.
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