Thursday, June 25, 2009

Congratulations on Renting Time Cop!

When you go to the movie store they won’t have anything you’re interested in, so you’ll have no choice. It’ll be between this and listening to your terrible wife talk for forty minutes.

We’d like to say that things could be worse, but really, they couldn’t. This will be the catalyst for so much wrong in your life and after the end credits roll your wife will lock herself in the bathroom crying will you start huffing cleaning products from under the sink.

We’re sorry it had to go this way, but eventually things will get better, once you get treatment.

Congratulations on renting Time Cop!

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