Tomorrow you will become the nation of Mexico.
You will be riddled with disease, beset by drug dealers and the air around you will be nearly unbreatheable. Also there will be a lot of hookers surrounding you, almost constantly.
Your wife will leave you before the day ends and Republicans will talk about you like you’re the only problem in the world. Aside from blacks and gays, that is.
On the upside you’ll have a great soccer team and ready access to low cost prescription medicine. So that’s pretty cool.
Congratulations Mexico!
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