Congratulations Whiskey Jim!

Looooook. Yur a preddy good guy. Nabaddy’s gunna say anything otherwise. But here’s the thing. Ya kinda fucked the wrong lady, and all we’re sayin’ is we wanna say sorry because tonight we’re gonna try go get ya in a parking lot and we might end up bringing some bikers and we didn’t mean to hert ya so bad. You’se a good feller, and we really jus’ wanna be buds.

Shit, we shudduna dun thissatall… We’se Eskimo Brothers.

Shiiiiiit…

Congratulations Whiskey Jim!