Congratulations on Sleeping With That Guy!

Really? Him? Hm.

No, we don’t mean anything by it. Just surprised is all.

We didn’t think you were into that sort thing.

We’re not upset. Just kind of surprised.

Should we be offended? It doesn’t seem like this has anything to do with us.

What do you mean by passive-aggressive?

We’re starting to feel offended now, I will tell you that.

What do you mean “well then it’s a good thing that this happened?”

Where are you going?

Oh god, Charlene, watch out for that bus!

Congratulations on Sleeping With That Guy!