It will incorporate non-euclidian geometry and drive mad anyone but you who gazes at it.
The tattoo artist will be blindfolded throughout the process, issued directions by you as you look upon the eldritch sign being etched into your skin with great excitement.
It will illustrate the madness which has taken over your life and the strength you have found in it which has made you into the person you are today.
It will also unlock one of the seven gates of hell. Your six brothers will need to get their own sweet tats to unlock the others.
It will be a real conversation starter with ladies in bars. The conversations will, of course, consist mostly of their horrified screams, tortured moans, and screaming orgasms (of course!)
And, finally, it will take between four days and two weeks to heal completely. Pay close attention to your artist’s directions and remember to let the area breath as much as possible during the healing process. Avoid direct sunlight to prevent fading and don’t show it to anyone you can’t afford to drive insane.
And congratulations on your sweet tat. It looks great!
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