Monday, March 2, 2009

Congratulations on Getting Just a Little Bit Too High!

Today you’re going to blaze a mad jay (or whatever you people say) and the world will begin to reshape around you. Time will slow to a heartbeat and for an infinite instant you will come to empathize with and understand all those around you.

The universe will be a shimmering glint of starlight reflected in your heart and peace will be the only emotion you can feel.

This is from your point of view, of course.

From everyone else’s point of view you’re going to enter into an epileptic seizure and vomit pink stuff.

But hey, perception is reality. And, to be honest, we’d rather be in yours. That way no one would have to mop up pink bile.

Congratulations on getting just a little bit too high!

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