Saturday, March 7, 2009

Congratulations Listeners!

Late next week you’ll be hearing, live I might add, the entire tale of the murder-suicide-hostage situation of DJ KrazyKraig (so crazy he spells his names with Ks! KAPOW!). Kraig (as his friends and family call him) had been going through some issues, but they never thought it would come to this. After briefly listening to his broadcasts, however, our entire staff concurred that it was incredibly fucking obvious, especially that one time when he said, and we quote, “I swear to god one of these days I’m going to hold a gun to my sound engineer’s fucking head and make him blow me while the entire studio watches in horror.”

Anyhow, tune in to KRS 97.5 FM. And congratulations, listeners. You’re really in for quite a treat.

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