Congratulations Bad Actress Betty!

You’re a bad actress named Betty, and you’re a huge hit in Hollywood.

You’re pretty attractive, as far as the general population goes, but you’re not jaw droppingly attractive. In fact, in the context of actresses you’re kind of homely. And your acting is somewhere between Shatner and Anderson (Louie or Pamela, it doesn’t really matter which you look at). But you remain a prominent and well regarded actress because you give the finest handjob in Hollywood.

“This is okay,” an executive will tell you as you jack him off the back of his town car while his Jamaican driver sits in the front and does his best to pretend the two of you aren’t there.

“Aw, you’re sweet,” you’ll mumble at him as he ejaculates all over your hand without warning, groaning loudly as you continue jacking off his fast-descending erection.

“I guess I need to give you that part,” he’ll mumble into your hair as you continue to masturbate him despite his ejaculation.

“Sure,” you’ll mumble at him, already making eyes at his driver, who will still be doing his best to pretend you’re not there. “Who’s that black guy?” you’ll whisper back to the executive, licking your lips as you stare at the driver’s eyes in the mirror, hoping he’ll look back at you.

Congratulations Bad Actress Betty!