This one is actually directed to the thousands of monkeys who will eat you tomorrow after you topple into their enclosure, having spent the last week at the zoo harassing them with your ample food and freedom ceaselessly. They’ll tear you limb from limb and swallow your flesh chunks at a time, hooking at one another and masturbating the whole time. You’d be upset about it all, but you’ll be dead so you won’t really get a say.
We’d like to talk to the monkeys now.
Hey, monkeys. Thanks for killing that asshole.
Congratulations Thousands of Monkeys!
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