When most people donate their hair to Locks of Love it’s half an excuse to let themselves go for a few months and half an incredibly misguided attempt to get laid. If they’re lucky they look like Silent Bob from Mallrats during the process, and most people look worse. Also, Locks of Love does not accept mullets, so stop asking.
But you’re Sampson. Like, from the bible. So when you donate your hair to Locks of Love you’re going to give a kid with leukemia super strength. The super strength he needs to beat both cancer, and his parents into submission whenever they refuse him a new toy. May god help us all.
Congratulations on Donating Your Hair!
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