Today you’re the guy who made When In Rome and your movie just went number twelve thousand on Netflix, which is about as well as it’s going to do. You threw together a bunch of incredible actors and actresses and a few decent jokes and managed to make a real shitter of a movie. Just an absolute stinker, in kind of an incredible train-wreck way. Don Johnson? Who the fuck puts Don Johnson in a fucking movie? Just terrible.
Well today you’re going to look at those numbers and decide that you’ve done well enough and you’re going to stop defaming Kristen Bell. You’re going to ask the good people at Netflix to take your movie off their queue and they’re going to ask your name several times before they finally acquiesce because Netflix is all about giving customer service to people who shout for it long enough.
Congratulations on Making a Very Bad Movie!
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