Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Congratulations on Getting the Fuck Out of There!

“NOOOO!” you’ll scream as you leap behind a car. You’ll be in mid-air as the building explodes behind you, destroying all the evidence, all spare the data disk you managed to steal, and ruining the car you’ve taken cover behind in a rain of shrapnel.

You’ll get up and let out a long sigh as you take in the car, its invalid status and hear the helicopter zeroing in on you.

“I’m getting too old for this shit,” you’ll mutter as you run off to find a new car to steal, one that will get you to your safe house where your crazy uncle will broadcast your disc to the work, finally informing everyone of just what is in Spaghettios with Meatballs.

Congratulations on Getting the Fuck Out of There!

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