Today you’re going to be one of those hilariously unlucky people who gets a super stomach virus and has to have their shit switched out by a medical professional. The doctor will be more than a little amused.
“Normally this comes out of people,” he’ll chuckle, injecting shit into your anus as you writhe in agony, slowly dying as your stomach dissolves itself under the onslaught of a virus so virulent that modern medical science’s normal, less ridiculous measures are of no use against it.
All of his doctor friends will be in the room around him to “observe the procedure,” but they’ll all just sit there laughing hysterically.
“I hate you all,” you’ll gurgle as they poke and prod you, snorting with laughter as they withdraw the colonoscopy lead and start opening PBR tallboys, talking aboutt the various weird diseases they’ve seen people die from. Your nurse, at least, will be polite and super attractive, but she’ll also have just seen you get poop crammed up your ass, so that’s probably not going to happen to be completely honest with you.
Congratulations Poop Transplant Recipient!
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