It won’t be easy. First you’ll need to buy him some flowers. Preferably his favorite kind although, honestly, this is a fucking dog, so really, does it care?
Second you’ll have to write a very nice, very thorough note apologizing for what you did. Again, it’s to a dog, so make most of it pictures. Hire a professional if you can’t draw.
Finally, figure out how to say “I’m sorry I removed your balls with a pair of scissors under the supervision of a physician” in collie. It’s the only way to make shit cool between the two of you again.
Congratulations on Restoring Your Border Collie’s Trust!
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