Congratulations on Passing on the Right!

You won’t want to do it, but she’ll just be biking so slow and so far out. The only option will be to come up inside her and roll on by.

You won’t think much of it. You’re an experienced road biker, after all. You’ve ridden cross country, you attend those pretentious little bike and build seminars and while you’ll know it’s an eggrigious violation of the rules of the road, you won’t care. You’ll be in a hurry to get to whatever the fuck vegan juice bar fag fest you’re headed to.

Which is why we’ll all be so incredibly pleased when you burst into flames as you try to pass the fat chick on her right.

“WHYYYYYY!” you’ll cry to anyone who’s listening, dropping to the ground and rolling about in vain.

“BECAUSE YOU TRIED PASSING ON THE RIGHT!” a passing motorist will scream at you from their window, and you’ll know in that moment that it is true.

Congratulations on Passing on the Right!