Congratulations on Forming the Fan Club for People Who Are Too Old to Be Into Full Metal Alchemist but Love It Anyway!

This is a really specific one. You know who you are and what your backstory is. Sorry about your dad, by the way. He was a good man, and he didn’t deserve that.

But you deserve what’s going to happen today, when one of the people in the fan club we mentioned in the absurdly long title above calls you up, out of the blue, and asks to meet you in real life. She’ll be a lady (shocker) and kind of heavy, but that’s how you like them and you’ll meet up and bone and it’ll be awesome.

Congratulations on Forming the Fan Club for People Who Are Too Old to Be Into Full Metal Alchemist but Love It Anyway!