You’re the third best mattress salesman this side (the east side) of the Jersey Turnpike. But tomorrow that’s going to change.
Tomorrow you’re going to take an axe and murder Robert Gauling, the second best mattressman this side of the Jersey Turnpike with an axe.
You’ll be placed in prison, but your assets, thanks to your mob contacts, will be allowed to flourish. That’ll push you up into the coveted number two position. Now all you need to do is avoid being raped or murdered for a few months and then you’ll be in a perfect position to leverage Mike “Matressman” Mitchell in to merging your businesses and ruling the east side of Jersey’s mattress world as two kings until you murder him on a boardwalk with a croquet mallet while his family watches.
Keep your head up and you’ll be riding high, my friend.
Congratulations Matressman!
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