Congratulations on Catching That Stroller!

Today you’re going to be involved in a shootout in a train station and then-

OH NO! THAT STROLLER IS ABOUT TO ROLL DOWN THE STAAAAAAAAAIRS!

You’re going to catch it and shoot someone in the chest and he’s going to tumble down the stairs the way the stroller was about to.

The entire thing will make you feel like sort of a hero in an action movie. When your partner comes over and helps you get the stroller out of its precarious position you’ll both look inside and discover that it has not a baby, but a bomb inside.

You and your partner will turn, look at each other and then shout: “OH SHI-!”

Then you’ll leap away from the impending explosion, down the stairs, to safety. If either of you were brighter you’d note the irony of the situation, but neither of you are, so that’s unfortunate.

Congratulations on Catching That Stroller!