Congratulations Mexican Mom!

There are two kinds of Mexican moms, and they’ve both got huge assess. That’s why we love Mexican moms. That, and the fact that if we’re ever in a fight they’ll totally grab a tire iron and beat the living shit out of whoever we’re in a fight with (some of our members volunteer at their kid’s school). But that’s not why we’re writing this.

We’re writing this because today you’re going to be a very special Mexican mom is going to give a very special young man a handjob in the backseat of a Toyota Corolla outside of a Sam’s Club in South Bend, Indiana tonight. It’s going to last about fifteen minutes, involve a lot of spit and end with a kiss. It’ll be super romantic.

Then immediately afterwards you’re going ask the boy if he wants to come home. He’ll be nervous at first, but you’re a great mom, so you’ll be super encouraging and pushy and within another fifteen minutes he’ll be back at her apartment having very, very quiet sex (sock in the mouth) with you while your kids sleep in the adjacent room.

When he comes you’ll let out a long, fulfilled sigh and then roll back over to your side of the bed, dimly aware that a young man just came inside you, oblivious the fact that there could very well be a child preparing to grow in your belly at this very instant. The young man will be unable to think of anything else, and will lay there awake with a boner into the night, wondering if he’s ready to be a dad until you wake up the next day, notice his erection and immediately hop on for round two.

After that, you’ll make breakfast for everyone in the apartment.

Congratulations Mexican Mom!