Most people don’t have it as good as you. They’ve either got too few piercings (like most of us in the office) or too many piercings (like anyone who self-identifies as goth). But you, you’ve got exactly the right number of piercings in all the right places, and we just wanted to thank you for it.
You’ll probably read this sitting at a coffee shop, sipping on a chai tea that you made yourself. You’ll probably read it while you’re on break. We hope you smile, making that lip ring stand out even more than usual against the outline of your mouth.
Then we hope you get back to making coffee, because as much as we want to celebrate you for looking so adorable and having just the right amount of metal in your body we kind of hate the way that Monika makes our lattes, and we’d really prefer if you did it.
Congratulations Girl With Just the Right Number of Piercings!
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