We had some awesome investment advice brewing for you, a real solid counter to that get rich quick scheme you got off that other, inferior future predicting website run by a certain fake Jamaican (Famaican?) who will remain nameless. But when we tried to clarify just what stocks and/or bonds you needed to purchase today we were assaulted by visions of bats swarming all over you.
The vision was so overwhelming and freaky that no one here in the office wanted to investigate it more closely. As a result we can’t tell you just where or how it will happen. But our advice to you is to go caving today, because if you’re not caving when you’re assaulted by bats then it’s probably going to take place in your home. And if the bats are in your home they’re probably going to be rabid or sick or something. At the very least they’ll be part of a local gang and they’ll probably take all of your shit.
Just visit Carlsbad with your girl. Even if it’s kind of freaky it’s better than being robbed by bats.
Congratulations on...Oh Shit! Bats!!!
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