You’re going to roll out of bed this morning looking way better than usual. It’s going to be pretty clear to you when your wife, who you haven’t slept with in months, jumps on you and pins you and your dick to the bed, barely pausing to ram a phone into your hand to call in late to work. She won’t even stifle her grunts of passion while you’re talking to your supervisor.
When she finally lets you out of the house, after she’s rendered herself incapable of movement for a while, it’ll be like one of those Axe body spray commercials. Heterosexual women and gay men will mob you like mad. Watch out, though. Homosexual women and straight men will want to punch you right in the jaw. Exceptions may exist for str8 men.
Congratulations on Looking Fine!
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