Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Congratulations on Blinking Her Out of Existence!



"You can't win fights this way," she'll moan, but you won't pay her no heed.  You'll be too busy blinkin' away, making her face into a blurry set o lines that will fade and fade and fade until, after about twenty minutes of intense blinking, everything fades.

"I DID IT!" you'll shout at the rafters.  "THAT BITCH IS GONE!"

You'll look around, eyes open now, but nothing will appear.

"No I'm not," her voice will sound from off to your left somewhere.

"Oh," you'll murmur.  "Damn."

"You're an idiot," she'll retort before slamming the door, leaving Animal Planet's grating narration on the television as punishment.

You won't be able to find the remote to turn it off.  The next few hours will be hell, until you figure out how to leave the room.

Congratulations on Blinking Her Out of Existence!

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