Thursday, October 24, 2013

Congratulations on Getting Fingered by Your Doctor!



Today's a day for prostate health!

Today you go to a doctor and get a finger put up your butt!

"Looks good," the doctor will say.

"I love you," you'll respond.

The doctor will check a box on your chart that corresponds with that response.  Then he'll kiss you on the mouth for a long, long while, until the two of you both jizz in your pants, from a combination of some hard core making out and general enthusiasm about prostate health.

Congratulations on Getting Fingered by Your Doctor!

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