Hey there Gerrymandering Joe. Hope you're ready for a big day, because
today will be just that: a big day.
You'll wake up, get your lady Consuela to make you some
toast and eggs, and then have your chauffer drive you into the office where, of
course, you'll begin the hard work of gerrymandering every single district in
Louisiana in a way that prevents black people from ever voting in a meaningful
way.
"How?" political neophytes might ask. You'll chortle at them as you draw nonsense
lines on a map in such a way that you isolate each person of color in each of
your cities in a different district, where they are the only minority voice
voting.
It'll be exhausting, figuring out where people live and then
painstakingly insuring that they'll never be able to meaningfully participate
in an election, but you didn't take this job because you thought it would be
easy: you took it because you're an asshole, and you wanted to make the world
as terrible as possible, and god damnit, you're doing it.
Congratulations Gerrymandering Joe!
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