You'll boot up a video game and beat someone at it.
"UH! FUCK YEAH!
RAPED YOU BRO!" you'll type quite loudly.
Then you'll go to the kitchen and drop a pan on a burner.
You'll wait for the click click click catch of the gas and then plop an egg on
down. A little salt and pepper on the
top, then one flip, three minutes in, and then boom, on to the plate.
"FUCK YOU! RAPED
THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, NIGGER!" you'll scream at your perfectly cooked over
easy egg.
The egg will be incredibly uncomfortable with your use of
the N-word (you're white).
Later, you'll go grocery shopping. Everything on your mom's
list will be readily available, right down to the brand, and you won't have to
make a single crazy decision.
"UH YEAH FUCK YEAH!" you'll shout at the grocery
clerk while humping the price-display on your side of the cash register. After you've swiped your mom's credit card,
you'll turn around and give one last crotch thrust. "FUCKIN' RAPED GROCERY SHOPPIN'
YO!" you'll shout as you leave the store.
Congratulations Figurative Rapist!
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