You know what people hate?
Dogs! Well, some people hate
dogs. A small group of very vocal people
hate dogs. Cats hate dogs, and people
who love cats sometimes hate dogs.
People who like squirrels really hate dogs, and while they represent an overall
minority of the population of the United States, they represent a very wealthy,
very powerful, very vocal minority, so if you want to earn a shitload of money
super quick, a great way to do that is to propose legislation that prevents
dogs from hunting down squirrels.
Dogowners whose pets eat squirrels will be prosecuted to the fullest
extent of the law.
"Is this really the best use of our time?" some of
your congress-fellows might ask.
"YOU'RE ALL COMMUNISTS!" you'll articulately
reply.
The bill will pass, 400 to 5, 30 abstaining.
Congratulations on Enacting a Law!
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