Monday, March 18, 2013

Congratulations Soup Group Groupie!



Soup Group is a great way for desperately lonely people to avoid suicide.  But none of those people have even an ounce of courage within them, so they’ll never up and change their lives by making a move on one another.  That’s where you come in.

You get off on fucking incredibly depressed people.  That means that Soup Group is basically one big fuck farm for you, and you take full advantage of it.  One night at a time you’ve been ruin Soup Group members, rocking their worlds and blowing their minds, occasionally in that order.  Tonight you’re going to crack the toughest nut you’ve encountered to date: Greg.

Greg eats only organic food, lives alone and rides recumbent bicycles.  Greg got laid a few times in college, but never did terribly well for himself, and hasn’t really done much since.  He started attending Soup Group because he got tired of eating alone and weeping.  A handful of bad breakups make him a tough person to get close to, but through a series of increasingly slutty, yet tasteful, tops and some very sensual soup eating skills (you’ve been putting the cream in cream of tomato if you get our drift) you’ve gotten Greg to be pretty comfortable with you.

Today you’re going to exploit that comfort.  You’re going to get Greg to follow you home, throw him into your bed and ride him until his dick is raw.  You’re going to leave him shivering, head pressed between your breasts, moaning and whimpering softly at you.

“T-t-thank you,” he’ll murmur after nearly forty minutes of post-coital silence.  That simple sound will be the most heartbreaking thing that any of your Soup Group fucks have ever done.  Perched atop him, hair matted with sweat, you’ll smile down at him and, in that instant, resolve to stop going to soup group.  You’ll lean your body down and let your mouth linger by his ear, close enough that he can feel your breath.

“No problem,” you’ll whisper to him.  “Same time next week?”

He’ll laugh uncomfortably.  The sound will stir something in you and that you thought was long dead.  You’ll rub your cheek against his and back away so that you look him in the eye before you murmur:

“Or we could do it earlier if you’d like.”

Congratulations Soup Group Groupie!

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