Congratulations on Fucking that Enraged Badger!

It broke into your bedroom three days ago and locked you out.  Since then you’ve been biding your time, waiting for a chance to get back in there and get your revenge on it.

Since badgers are relatively dangerous, especially in close quarters, you wanted to make sure that you’d be able to avoid any kind of reprisal while taking your revenge.  You wanted to be sure that the badger would be tired and hungry, so you left it in there alone for days, waiting for it to weaken and grow sluggish and tired.

Tonight you’re going to creep in, place one hand on its badgery neck, and begin to have your way with it.

At first the will badger struggle.  Then it will stop.  Then it will start moaning.  Then you’ll start moaning.  Before long you’ll be wrapping your tongue around the badger’s softly cooing into its open mouth as the two of you edge towards simultaneous orgasm.

After you finish and you clean up all the semen and badger feces you’ll go online and find out if it’s legal for you to marry a badger in your state.  This will have been the most satisfying sexual and emotional encounter of the last four years of your life, after all.

It won’t be, and while you’re searching the badger will creep up behind you and bite you on the throat, killing you in a grisly orgy of blood.  Then it will feast on your corpse, as badgers do.

Congratulations on Fucking that Enraged Badger!