Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Congratulations on Finding Out What Sounding is in This Context!



“Are you sure?” she’ll ask.  You’ll nod emphatically and she’ll shrug.  This will be somewhere around the fifteen or sixteen warning that she’s given you.  So when she slides the steel rod into the tip of your penis with a practiced deftness that tells you she’s been doing this at least once a month since college, you won’t really be justified in the horror you suddenly experience.

“WHY IS IT IN MY PENIS?!” you’ll scream, stock still for fear that violent movements will tear the delicate lining inside of your member.

“This is what you asked for,” she’ll coo up at you delicately, stroking your balls in an effort to calm you down.

It will not be productive.

Later, after she’s removed the sounding rod from your dick and made you some cocoa she’ll pull out the biggest strap-on you’ve ever seen, wink at you and ask, “Want to try pegging?”

You’ll shrug.

“I’ll do anything once!” you’ll cheer after a dramatic sip of cocoa.

Congratulations on Finding Out What Sounding is in This Context!

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