Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Congratulations Semen Stained Sock!



Today you, crusted with spunk as you are, are going to muster the ability to speak.  As the young man who owns you pulls you from his bedroom floor and makes to place you upon his penis you’ll let loose a single plaintive protest:

“Noooooo…”

The young man will pause for a moment, shocked.  Then he’ll throw you into the laundry hamper and select another sock to place over his genitals while he savages himself.  You’ll be relieved, but don’t rest too easy: your sentience relies on the very specific level of dirtiness you possess at this moment, and once that balance is upset you’re going to go back to  just being another sock.  And sooner or later that kid is going to put his dick in you again.

Congratulations Semen Stained Sock!

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