Congratulations on Inventing a Terrifically Vile Description for a Sex Act No One Will Ever Perform!

We don’t want to get into the details here, because we have children (well, really a teenagers, and really only one of them at that) reading this thing. But it’s called the Pumpkin Patch and it takes an entire tube of lube, a six pack of condoms, an amputee and at least four hours of prep time. The act itself takes two to do properly.

Just come up with a description of your own at UrbanDictionary.com and our hard working staff will rank it to show you just how close you’ve gotten to the truth. Today is your day to do that. Good luck and godspeed.

Congratulations on Inventing a Terrifically Vile Description for a Sex Act No One Will Ever Perform!