Some people who hunt cougars track down and fuck attractive older single ladies. Other people hunt and kill big cats.
You mix the two up and hunt and kill older attractive single ladies. Today you’re going to make a particularly satisfying kill when you shoot Marybeth Swanson, a real estate agent who makes six figures a year and has never felt love for a day in her life, in the back of the head while she’s driving down the freeway. It’ll be awesome, except for the guy she was going to fuck that night, twenty year old Blake Nelson, a young man who contributes nothing to society who was counting on Marybeth to pay his rent this month.
Congratulations Cougar Hunter!
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